10 Senedd Pledges to YOU

1 UPGRADE THE A55 EXPRESSWAY
We will upgrade the North Wales Expressway to an eight-lane super-highway by legislating to halve the width of vehicles - with the added benefit of making single-track roads a thing of the past.

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2 CLOSER TIES WITH THE EU
In a hand of friendship and trust, we will allow EU visitors to drive on the right.

3 WALES'S HIGHEST PEAK
We will increase the height of Snowdon / Yr Wyddfa by sinking a 1,000 foot trench around the range ensuring its future as the highest mountain in the British Isles.

4 THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
The Snowdonia Trench complete, this newly created perimeter will allow us to reintroduce Dragons to the Eryri National Park.

5 SECURITY IN A TURBULENT WORLD
We will buy or if opposed, annex the Isle of Man. Wales needs the territory for its financial security and bitcoin mining. In the interests of equality, it will be renamed the Isle of Person.

6 VOLATILE GLOBAL MARKETS
We will repeal the Laws of Physics to end globalisation in favour of the longer-established Flat Earth model (which served us better for millennia).

7 A TRULY UNITED KINGDOM
We will trade Scotland and Northern Ireland to the EU and incorporate England as the 23rd county/borough of Wales.

8 SUNDAY VALUES
We will reduce Sundays to 6 hours thus shortening hangovers.

9 INTERNATIONAL STANCE
We will lobby the United Nations to make it criminal in international law to compare any area to - ‘the size of Wales’.

10 M.A.G.A. MOVEMENT
We will MAKE ANGLESEY GREAT AGAIN.
We will rename Cardigan Bay and the Irish Sea beyond, The Gulf of Wales.